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2021 Hairstyles Haiku

12/19/2020

 
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Choose your favorite pandemic hairstyle!
​The back view is all unkempt mullets.
​- Department of Fukiu

"Another Date Gone Wrong" Haiku

5/6/2017

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A Saturday night sendoff in Fukiu form! 

This cartoon was inspired by dialogue in a 1979 episode of Taxi. (Some things never change!) Thankiu to writers Glen Charles and Les Charles for that... and for writing so many great lines for women.

​- Department of Fukiu  
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Valentine's Day Haiku Fukiu 2017

2/13/2017

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​Happy Valentine's Day! Treat yourself to a free psychic reading with Fukiu.com. The "not knowing" can drive you nuts.

​The heart line, also known as the love line, begins beneath your middle finger or index finger. Below it's labeled with a sort of e or schwa symbol...
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If your love line begins beneath your middle finger, you are less likely to have meaningful long-term romance. Apparently those with "index finger love lines" have the happy household advantage.

Fun fact or alternative fact? Comment for our pseudo-scientific poll!
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