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Alternate Universe Taco Trucks Haiku

5/16/2020

 
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In September 2016 a Trump supporter warned of "taco trucks on every corner" if Trump weren't elected.

​Imagine! You might say I'm dreamer, but I'm not the only one... 

Grocery Store Haiku

4/26/2020

 
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Rounding corners at  
the grocery store like it's a  
frickin' haunted house


DIY mask instructions here.  No sewing needed. 

- Department of Fukiu
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Girl Scout Cookies Haiku

1/17/2018

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Alert! The Girl Scouts of America sell addictive substances for a limited time only. 

When it happens: Schedules vary from troop to troop, but most underage cookie dealers start early in the year. Typically they work for six to eight consecutive weeks. January through April are the easiest months to score a stash for yourself or others. September is also a popular time for cookie street work.

What if you'd like to support Girl Scouts but don't want to eat their cookies because they're addictive like crack? Donate cookies! Twenty dollars gets five boxes delivered to US military members, a food pantry or other grateful recipient. 


To find a cookie dealer near you, visit girlscoutcookies.org. You can also use the Girl Scout Cookie Finder app for iOS or Android.
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