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2021 Hairstyles Haiku

12/19/2020

 
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Choose your favorite pandemic hairstyle!
​The back view is all unkempt mullets.
​- Department of Fukiu

Worth Certificate Haiku

5/8/2019

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I am calling to
request  Donald Trump's long-form   
​worth certificate


A US president shouldn't be undocumented. But has Trump released his taxes? 

Contact your government reps! Get phone numbers, mailing addresses, etc. at
congress.gov/contact-us. You can mail this particular postcard too... $1 or less at Zazzle. 
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Haiku from Management

3/21/2019

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Let's outline a plan
so that nothing is left to 
chance or your judgment


- The Management

I wrote this haiku after a company hired me as a consultant, didn't keep our meetings or follow my advice, and then ran themselves into the ground. They now owe their county $300,000 in taxes.
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