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Ironic Trump

7/26/2019

 
Isn't it ironic? Lyrics inspired by Alanis Morissette and Donald J. Trump. 
Isn’t It Ironic?
An  orange man  entered the White House gate
He took the presidency, and democracy died that day

He’s an orange fly in your Chardonnay
He’s bringing the death penalty back to make America great
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
(For a traitor)

It's like rain on Inaugural Day
It's a free ride except Putin you’ve gotta pay
It's the honest path that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
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Mr. Golden Showers wanted to fly
Someone packed his suitcase, and he kissed Ivanka good-bye
He worked his whole damn life for this kind of night
And when the Steele report came, he thought 
“Well, isn’t this nice?”

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Trump Moon Haiku

3/29/2019

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Something we can all agree on! Send the Trump Administration to the Moon, and ASAP.

​- The Department of Fukiu
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TrumpFlix Haiku #1

11/27/2018

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Episode Recap: As fires rage in northern California, Trump suggests that Californians should have raked. The Commander-In-Chief then sends troops not toward the fire, but to the southern border. Gas is tossed toward toddlers who had toddled for months toward safety. 

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