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"Dipstick Donald" July 4 Haiku

7/4/2021

 
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I hold this truth to 
be self-evident: Donald
Trump is a dipstick


And an alternate version: 

We hold this truth to 
be self-evident: Donald
Trump is a traitor


This 4th of July, we are especially thankful for our level of freedom in the USA. We fought the madness of King Orange and democracy is still here!

Happy holiday,
​The Department of Fukiu 


Valentine Haiku for an Ex

2/14/2021

 
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Based on actual events! Happy Valentine's Day to you-know-who. 

2021 Hairstyles Haiku

12/19/2020

 
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Choose your favorite pandemic hairstyle!
​The back view is all unkempt mullets.
​- Department of Fukiu

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