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"Putin Calling" Trump Haiku

6/14/2019

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Please hold. Mr. Trump
handles treason offers in
the order received.

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This fukiu is inspired by the news headline "Trump Campaign Says It Will Handle Foreign Intel Offers On a 'Case-By-Case' Basis."
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"Rough Day" Haiku

5/21/2019

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It's not a threat. Even if we could slap him logistically, we would only hit 45 in self-defense. But his lack of transparency is so frustrating. The possible risk of a "distraction war" is unsettling. The imbalance of democratic powers is frightening. Children are caged, missing and dying. 

The energy of Trump's Twitter feed is exhausting. And that's a risk... that we get exhausted. So fortify yourself with a hug, then get active!
  • An easy way to start is with the 5 Calls app.  Enter your location and interests, then see contact info for the relevant reps. The idea is that you can make a difference with five calls/day.
  • For local networking check out MoveOn.org, a group focused on politics. You might also find like-minded locals at MeetUp.com and WomensMarch.com.
  • Getting more personal, maybe ask an elderly "conservative" relative to consider their vote as a donation to future generations. Perhaps show their Florida condo underwater with a flood simulator map. 
Thankiu to stewards of Earth, guardians of the Fukiuniverse.
- Department of Fukiu
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Worth Certificate Haiku

5/8/2019

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I am calling to
request  Donald Trump's long-form   
​worth certificate


A US president shouldn't be undocumented. But has Trump released his taxes? 

Contact your government reps! Get phone numbers, mailing addresses, etc. at
congress.gov/contact-us. You can mail this particular postcard too... $1 or less at Zazzle. 
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