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Haiku for Republicans

1/2/2021

 
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US Congress will convene on Wednesday, January 6 to confirm  the election of Joe Biden. Woohoo!

Still, cultish Republican Senator Josh Hawley and reportedly more than 100 Republican members of the House plan to claim that America hasn't actually fired Trump... and during the confirmation, Trumpsters are expected to protest in the streets of Washington, D.C.

Aren't they tired of winning yet? 😉

- Dept. of Fukiu

2021 Hairstyles Haiku

12/19/2020

 
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Choose your favorite pandemic hairstyle!
​The back view is all unkempt mullets.
​- Department of Fukiu

12 Days of Christmas 2020

12/10/2020

 
Trump gives the best gifts! Here's a 12 Days of Christmas parody from the Department of Fukiu. 

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On the twelfth day of Christmas
My POTUS gave to me

Twelve months from Hell
Eleven pipe dream lawsuits
Ten lawyers a-lying
Nine ladies a-suing
Eight hours of insomnia
Seven swampy traitors
Six feet from people
Five golden showers
Four Seasons Landscaping
Three ex-wives
Too much to handle
And some panic over finding PPE
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